Lao (LaoZiTung) is a British JBTV member, notable for hating Joe Budden before it was cool to do so. He takes a remarkable amount of flak for his interest in rapper Canibus, to such an effect that he moderates a nearly-empty Canibus fan forum. His posting style is best described as "condescending blips of wisdom." Groce. He also goes by Derek and he's the worst. He rollerblades in shorts with his buttcheeks out as he listens to ABBA.